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Only takes a few stroke. It gets out of their tiny brain so fast.'

Only takes a few stroke. It gets out of their tiny brain so fast.

Things You Don't Know About Your GF'

Things You Don't Know About Your GF

The best feeling in the world?'

The best feeling in the world?

Is it true?'

Bro, don't dress like a whore if you don't want to be treated like one.'

Bro, don't dress like a whore if you don't want to be treated like one.

Busy Executive Wife'

Busy Executive Wife

Repeat this mantra to keep your head empty but ready for cocks'

Repeat this mantra to keep your head empty but ready for cocks

Seeing as how they can never keep it up when you pound hard.'

Seeing as how they can never keep it up when you pound hard.

The Snapchat that made my boyfriend hate fuck me'

The Snapchat that made my boyfriend hate fuck me

Coach impregnated her then kicked her off the swim team!'

Coach impregnated her then kicked her off the swim team!

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