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Women can be selfish bitches, witches and attention leeches, sellout snitches, unworthy of your riches nor inches, so ignore em till their mind glitches & string them up by the cold beaches till their body twitches.'

Women can be selfish bitches, witches and attention leeches, sellout snitches, unworthy of your riches nor inches, so ignore em till their mind glitches & string them up by the cold beaches till their body twitches.

She was just “hanging out with some friends”'

She was just “hanging out with some friends”

Your friend’s message came through a bit late 👀'

Your friend’s message came through a bit late 👀

BNWO Fact - No Coincidences (ImageFap: TheVeryBestOnly)'

BNWO Fact - No Coincidences (ImageFap: TheVeryBestOnly)

My husband wanted me to start fucking one of my professors'

My husband wanted me to start fucking one of my professors

Bimbo Brain Empty, Just Taking It Deep'

Bimbo Brain Empty, Just Taking It Deep

If we aren't caught we're still straight'

If we aren't caught we're still straight

A daddy's girl best kept secret'

A daddy's girl best kept secret

It's time for your hypno yoga session'

It's time for your hypno yoga session

Though I am pretty impressed with his size nonetheless'

Though I am pretty impressed with his size nonetheless

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