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Your sister sends you videos while you're at college'

Your sister sends you videos while you're at college

Love cheating on him'

Love cheating on him

first date'

ur wife is easy'

Ur wife is easy

everything in you is worthless but your holes.. So make good use of them'

Everything in you is worthless but your holes.. So make good use of them

I think i might go out more🤭'

I think i might go out more🤭

Extended family staying together'

Extended family staying together

Stop? It hurts? Haha, nope!'

Stop? It hurts? Haha, nope!

This is always a difficult choice. 🤔'

This is always a difficult choice. 🤔

I have to tell babe I’m sick because I have a sore throat. Spoiler alert* I’m not sick🤤'

I have to tell babe I’m sick because I have a sore throat. Spoiler alert* I’m not sick🤤

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