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Sending your mother over to confront your mean bully 🍆 never goes as planned….'

Sending your mother over to confront your mean bully 🍆 never goes as planned….

A Comfort Visit From My Niece'

A Comfort Visit From My Niece

It all starts with one kiss and you're addicted to cock 🥵'

It all starts with one kiss and you're addicted to cock 🥵

It's so important to set the limits first... 🐢'

It's so important to set the limits first... 🐢

I love girls that push on that dick.. or with that dick ;)'

I love girls that push on that dick.. or with that dick ;)

Deny your husband what he wants? he'll find it somewhere else...'

Deny your husband what he wants? he'll find it somewhere else...

Every daughter is her dad's fleshlight.'

Every daughter is her dad's fleshlight.

How did that one make you feel?'

How did that one make you feel?

Equality shouldn't even be a question.'

Equality shouldn't even be a question.

My son knows what he has to do'

My son knows what he has to do

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