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it's not gay'

Do your part to keep dangerous offenders off the streets. Offer your holes to them instead.'

Do your part to keep dangerous offenders off the streets. Offer your holes to them instead.

Indoor fun ain't free, babe... and your privileges are mine to revoke.'

Indoor fun ain't free, babe... and your privileges are mine to revoke.

Working on Mommy'

Working on Mommy

Futile Endeavour'

Futile Endeavour

Going the extra mile.'

Going the extra mile.

My Brother in law couldn't pay me back so fucked the shit out of my sister in front of him'

My Brother in law couldn't pay me back so fucked the shit out of my sister in front of him

Consent? Why? It´s just a fleshlight'

Consent? Why? It´s just a fleshlight

Devotion'

Start your Slut Transformation and finally get the male validation you’ve been striving for'

Start your Slut Transformation and finally get the male validation you’ve been striving for

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