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Come here cuck, clean up time!'

Come here cuck, clean up time!

It's not cheating if I put a Magnum XL condom on, right? RIGHT?'

It's not cheating if I put a Magnum XL condom on, right? RIGHT?

Do you believe your 100% straight?'

Do you believe your 100% straight?

Sorry I was gone for so long, I was just helping your dad with something he needed... 🤷😩'

Sorry I was gone for so long, I was just helping your dad with something he needed... 🤷😩

Long distance relationships are hard. It's good that your girlfriend's classmate is helping her feel less lonely, right?'

Long distance relationships are hard. It's good that your girlfriend's classmate is helping her feel less lonely, right?

Gotta love family reunions.'

Gotta love family reunions.

Cry all you want. It's still happening.'

Cry all you want. It's still happening.

They just need to be fixed, they are Gen Z whores after all!!'

They just need to be fixed, they are Gen Z whores after all!!

Your girlfriend was lonely at the Couples Resort'

Your girlfriend was lonely at the Couples Resort

Who else thinks the foreplay is just as hot as the fucking?'

Who else thinks the foreplay is just as hot as the fucking?

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