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Do you like this kind of present?'

Do you like this kind of present?

Men's cocks are made for the sole purpose of making sure you won't escape pregnancy'

Men's cocks are made for the sole purpose of making sure you won't escape pregnancy

When your wife’s a size queen'

When your wife’s a size queen

I love road trips with my daughter.'

I love road trips with my daughter.

Purpose'

You sound paranoid'

You sound paranoid

All I want for christmas is you(r cock)'

All I want for christmas is you(r cock)

Tits out, mouth open. If you’re lucky you’ll get slapped and choked too.'

Tits out, mouth open. If you’re lucky you’ll get slapped and choked too.

The best arrangement for a faggot'

The best arrangement for a faggot

Like mother like son.'

Like mother like son.

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