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She got a birthday present'

She got a birthday present

Men don't want you for your brain you silly, your only worth is your body'

Men don't want you for your brain you silly, your only worth is your body

Every time he's done with you it takes longer and longer for your brain to reset'

Every time he's done with you it takes longer and longer for your brain to reset

What will you do if your gf does this?'

What will you do if your gf does this?

Happy ending to Mom'

Happy ending to Mom

I simply show him what I like...'

I simply show him what I like...

+ he told me I'm an excellent kisser ♥'

+ he told me I'm an excellent kisser ♥

He was so much better than my husband'

He was so much better than my husband

How many times?'

How many times?

And I thought it was BAD luck inviting exes to your wedding!!!'

And I thought it was BAD luck inviting exes to your wedding!!!

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