Your husband can’t answer the phone because he’s moments away from knocking up your best friend.

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A night of drinking always has a price 🥃'

A night of drinking always has a price 🥃

Rigorous testing is required'

Rigorous testing is required

cock sleeve thinks I'll let her breathe, she needs to do as I say'

Cock sleeve thinks I'll let her breathe, she needs to do as I say

think straight'

When you are getting evicted, you do what you have to do'

When you are getting evicted, you do what you have to do

Daddy’s little stress ball!'

Daddy’s little stress ball!

Little sissy secret with your roomie'

Little sissy secret with your roomie

Just smile and enjoy the harrassment'

Just smile and enjoy the harrassment

Getting full custody was the smart thing to do'

Getting full custody was the smart thing to do

babe, he's SO nice to you, so chill'

Babe, he's SO nice to you, so chill

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