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Miranda's Daddy Dilemma: A Steamy Reunion'

Miranda's Daddy Dilemma: A Steamy Reunion

Don’t hurt yourself trying to think. Just open your throat and be useful for once in your life.'

Don’t hurt yourself trying to think. Just open your throat and be useful for once in your life.

is still straight if he wore pink Nike shorts to the gym, right?'

Is still straight if he wore pink Nike shorts to the gym, right?

You are made to serve me'

You are made to serve me

Your dream?'

This is so true because of how much space your huge udders take up and how little your brain does.'

This is so true because of how much space your huge udders take up and how little your brain does.

Workplace sexual assualt cases are on the rise and women couldn't be happier.'

Workplace sexual assualt cases are on the rise and women couldn't be happier.

Don’t try to cope to yourself about it being an “accident”'

Don’t try to cope to yourself about it being an “accident”

Your roommates lube.. part 1'

Your roommates lube.. part 1

You can see the low IQ just from these eyes.'

You can see the low IQ just from these eyes.

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