Your best friend caught your husband cheating, but he gave her plenty of reasons not to tell you.

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How’s it my fault when she doesn’t even eat ass?'

How’s it my fault when she doesn’t even eat ass?

No more than an object!!'

No more than an object!!

Her argument is more convincing, dad'

Her argument is more convincing, dad

Hard to beat a good gift'

Hard to beat a good gift

I'll never admit it, but it was the absolute best night of my life, and one I'll think about literally everytime I drink water'

I'll never admit it, but it was the absolute best night of my life, and one I'll think about literally everytime I drink water

Gen Z girls only play dumb to get raped harder.'

Gen Z girls only play dumb to get raped harder.

Only time it’s safe for work is when he’s at work and I’m home doing this :)'

Only time it’s safe for work is when he’s at work and I’m home doing this :)

Spreading the cheer'

Spreading the cheer

I am not gay but you did ask if I was big….so I had to prove it!'

I am not gay but you did ask if I was big….so I had to prove it!

Doesn't count'

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