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Your home friends may be WAY more supportive than you expect! 🫱🏻‍🫲🏽🤭🥹'

Your home friends may be WAY more supportive than you expect! 🫱🏻‍🫲🏽🤭🥹

Your wife went on a trip with your brother-in-law and his family. She ran into a bit of a trouble with your nephew'

Your wife went on a trip with your brother-in-law and his family. She ran into a bit of a trouble with your nephew

Luckiest Son Ever? Imagine having a pornstar as a Mom 🤤'

Luckiest Son Ever? Imagine having a pornstar as a Mom 🤤

You dont mind me that i treat her this rough if you are not around right?'

You dont mind me that i treat her this rough if you are not around right?

All “feminists” say the same thing but when they see a cock their brain turns off'

All “feminists” say the same thing but when they see a cock their brain turns off

Hopefully he won't mind'

Hopefully he won't mind

Your daughter got pulled over while visiting your hometown. Turns out the dickhead who made your life miserable in high school is a cop there'

Your daughter got pulled over while visiting your hometown. Turns out the dickhead who made your life miserable in high school is a cop there

He's always been there for you :')'

He's always been there for you :')

This is your new normal...'

This is your new normal...

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