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You and your gf were going to the park together but you had to leave early for a new work schedule. Interestingly enough she ran into your boss at the park and he convinced her that you didn’t have to work and was just avoiding her. She wanted to get back at you, so she got your boss to send this!'

You and your gf were going to the park together but you had to leave early for a new work schedule. Interestingly enough she ran into your boss at the park and he convinced her that you didn’t have to work and was just avoiding her. She wanted to get back at you, so she got your boss to send this!

Everytime!!!'

What would you do in such a situation?'

What would you do in such a situation?

Understand ?'

Paying tuition to be a fleshlight 💸'

Paying tuition to be a fleshlight 💸

You never forget your first time 💞'

You never forget your first time 💞

After leaving the party alone, you wake up to a snap from your girl's ex and she's not picking up your calls'

After leaving the party alone, you wake up to a snap from your girl's ex and she's not picking up your calls

Im part of them 😄'

Im part of them 😄

You're not big enough to be with women [No ImageFap]'

You're not big enough to be with women [No ImageFap]

Breath control is a very important part of swimming 🏊'

Breath control is a very important part of swimming 🏊

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