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I'll never admit it, but it was the absolute best night of my life, and one I'll think about literally everytime I drink water'

I'll never admit it, but it was the absolute best night of my life, and one I'll think about literally everytime I drink water

On your knees'

Honesty for the win'

Honesty for the win

Make Dad happy'

My clothes were on all time, can't you see?'

My clothes were on all time, can't you see?

What my weekend feels like since my parents got divorced'

What my weekend feels like since my parents got divorced

no shame or dignity for dumb cunts'

No shame or dignity for dumb cunts

You still think it's yours'

You still think it's yours

Every year the worst ballerina gets punished with a breeding creampie'

Every year the worst ballerina gets punished with a breeding creampie

Mom is the best handjob coach'

Mom is the best handjob coach

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