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She's slowly understanding why Daddy doesn't let her date

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Any Thoughts Why It's So Fucking Good Feeling?

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I got caught cheating and now I'm paying for it

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My opinions always sound best when I’ve got a mouthful of dick. 😊

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It’s not gay if you are in costume…so don’t worry!

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Face it, you were born to be a beta male, enjoying humiliation while your girlfriend fucks real men.

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New years resolutions, don't have to involve your wife

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