You aren’t being gay, you are just helping me out….

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Your gf can’t compete with your sister’s phat ass'

Your gf can’t compete with your sister’s phat ass

Now you have to visit him after work…'

Now you have to visit him after work…

She would never admit that though'

She would never admit that though

Dumb & Dumber: Why Men Always Outsmart Their Women 😏'

Dumb & Dumber: Why Men Always Outsmart Their Women 😏

Camping went wrong'

Camping went wrong

Training successful'

Training successful

Mom serves the best coffee in town'

Mom serves the best coffee in town

Men who treat me with respect are missing out'

Men who treat me with respect are missing out

Drinks aren’t the only thing i’m swallowing!'

Drinks aren’t the only thing i’m swallowing!

You're all brainless cum dumpsters'

You're all brainless cum dumpsters

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