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Quit smoking'

your girlfriend's party'

Your girlfriend's party

Incredible Sexy Blonde Corinna'

Incredible Sexy Blonde Corinna

There is a female hierarchy! It helps to keep us cunts in line. Feminists, lesbians, prudes, you all know where you land on the spectrum'

There is a female hierarchy! It helps to keep us cunts in line. Feminists, lesbians, prudes, you all know where you land on the spectrum

Breeding class'

Welp you gotta accept it sissy 💖'

Welp you gotta accept it sissy 💖

Helping isn't gay'

Helping isn't gay

All women should accept that, as do I!'

All women should accept that, as do I!

You feel amazing sis'

You feel amazing sis

Literal object lol. Pathetic.'

Literal object lol. Pathetic.

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