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No point in resisting… just submit to your man'

No point in resisting… just submit to your man

Sibling Sweetness Overload'

Sibling Sweetness Overload

I always hoped my fucked another guy on our wedding night after I had passed out after drinking too much!'

I always hoped my fucked another guy on our wedding night after I had passed out after drinking too much!

After getting drunk during clubbing, you wake up in your room'

After getting drunk during clubbing, you wake up in your room

badboys do such things'

Badboys do such things

I told my husband I just want to stay in a room today'

I told my husband I just want to stay in a room today

She says shes not ready to move yet'

She says shes not ready to move yet

Wisdom of the Day!!'

Wisdom of the Day!!

My daughter invited her bestie over for some 'special' playtime today. They didn't seem to mind Daddy joining in on their fun.'

My daughter invited her bestie over for some 'special' playtime today. They didn't seem to mind Daddy joining in on their fun.

Gender traitors are the best girls'

Gender traitors are the best girls

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