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Tonight, dad has plan for a fancy Valentine's dinner with mom, but she claims that she needed to comfort my aching heart from a breakup.'

Tonight, dad has plan for a fancy Valentine's dinner with mom, but she claims that she needed to comfort my aching heart from a breakup.

Show respect to alpha men!'

Show respect to alpha men!

Stepdaughter Didnt Take Care of Stepdad'

Stepdaughter Didnt Take Care of Stepdad

You’re only a feminist until you get horny'

You’re only a feminist until you get horny

love you daddy'

Good sister'

Family holiday bonding'

Family holiday bonding

She’s technically not lying to you.'

She’s technically not lying to you.

Mommy is all you need son'

Mommy is all you need son

Happy Birthday'

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