Why actively choose to be miserable, when you could be a happy toy?

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Mommy Helped Me With My First Date Jitters...'

Mommy Helped Me With My First Date Jitters...

first date sissy'

First date sissy

It always fits'

They’re fan favorites'

They’re fan favorites

Just a pair of udders and 3 holes'

Just a pair of udders and 3 holes

It’s not gay if we are drunk, we totally won’t remember any of this!'

It’s not gay if we are drunk, we totally won’t remember any of this!

Cheating while watching superbowl'

Cheating while watching superbowl

The sooner you accept it, the better it will be.'

The sooner you accept it, the better it will be.

this moment to stop'

This moment to stop

But you wouldn't be upset'

But you wouldn't be upset

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