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If he can't see we're still straight'

If he can't see we're still straight

I bought a dildo that looked exactly like my son's dick...'

I bought a dildo that looked exactly like my son's dick...

My mom would never understand the bond we have'

My mom would never understand the bond we have

Just following the rules 😵‍💫'

Just following the rules 😵‍💫

Truth or Dare'

So amazed!'

Ever wonder why your buddy comes over all the time?'

Ever wonder why your buddy comes over all the time?

Like mother like son.'

Like mother like son.

Say "Yes, Daddy!" If you understand'

Say "Yes, Daddy!" If you understand

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