When your roommate doesn't like to wear pants somethings slip your mind... and other things might slip into your mouth

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I swear I ain’t gay but you asked me to prove it…so here we are!'

I swear I ain’t gay but you asked me to prove it…so here we are!

getting "studied" by your bully'

Getting "studied" by your bully

It’s the price you had to pay…they usually keep you safe but now you need to make sure your Bully is happy every week!'

It’s the price you had to pay…they usually keep you safe but now you need to make sure your Bully is happy every week!

You are just an object'

You are just an object

Your girl always says you she wants you to go deeper'

Your girl always says you she wants you to go deeper

After your buddy tells you to look after his fiance at the Xmas party...'

After your buddy tells you to look after his fiance at the Xmas party...

Get pregnant, Slut'

Get pregnant, Slut

She Was Right . . .'

She Was Right . . .

Planning a family can be stressfull but not with the right person'

Planning a family can be stressfull but not with the right person

They’ll take care of her'

They’ll take care of her

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