When your roommate doesn't like to wear pants somethings slip your mind... and other things might slip into your mouth

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The hazards of working construction…..'

The hazards of working construction…..

Daughter lessons: good daughters let Daddies fuck their mouths.'

Daughter lessons: good daughters let Daddies fuck their mouths.

Best date ever!'

Best date ever!

Don’t fight it, it’s your natural duty'

Don’t fight it, it’s your natural duty

married in las vegas pt2'

Married in las vegas pt2

She didn't deserve you anyway!'

She didn't deserve you anyway!

im the best ex that youll ever have'

Im the best ex that youll ever have

Good Daddies give you the yummiest breakfast: “Bon apetit angel.”'

Good Daddies give you the yummiest breakfast: “Bon apetit angel.”

Double or nothing.. and you still lost..'

Double or nothing.. and you still lost..

I can come like a girl'

I can come like a girl

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