When your roommate comes home from a workout with his testosterone in overdrive

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What does it take for them to realize we want the truth? All of it. Every detail they can remember. Because we like it.'

What does it take for them to realize we want the truth? All of it. Every detail they can remember. Because we like it.

Gender traitors are useful for bringing the cock of the house more cock sleeves to use.'

Gender traitors are useful for bringing the cock of the house more cock sleeves to use.

It's obvious when you think about it... A deep dicking leads to deep slumber'

It's obvious when you think about it... A deep dicking leads to deep slumber

You're just not built for gentle, loving sex. You need to be rutted like the animal you are.'

You're just not built for gentle, loving sex. You need to be rutted like the animal you are.

Use that pretty face as an asswipe'

Use that pretty face as an asswipe

Got this ink just to tease & please ;)'

Got this ink just to tease & please ;)

Choose your Persona SISSY EDITION 😈'

Choose your Persona SISSY EDITION 😈

Good thing your best friend was there to carpool with your GF!'

Good thing your best friend was there to carpool with your GF!

Twerk That Ass Like the Slut You Are'

Twerk That Ass Like the Slut You Are

Just a Worthless Hole'

Just a Worthless Hole

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