When all else fails, a morning quickie is the best alarm clock for sleepyheads like my cute little princess!

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Am I the only one? ;) <3'

Am I the only one? ;) <3

Dad decides'

It's better to train and convert an obedient female to be a porn whore as she serves the patriarchy. Look how happy and fulfilled she is.'

It's better to train and convert an obedient female to be a porn whore as she serves the patriarchy. Look how happy and fulfilled she is.

The more you edge, the more eager you become.'

The more you edge, the more eager you become.

Who needs a reset?'

Who needs a reset?

Your anniversary was perfect'

Your anniversary was perfect

Meanwhile she's worth the guy she said not to worry about'

Meanwhile she's worth the guy she said not to worry about

I'm gonna have to come home from work, I need my son to do that thing for me again'

I'm gonna have to come home from work, I need my son to do that thing for me again

Aubrey Kate knows best, be like Aubrey'

Aubrey Kate knows best, be like Aubrey

As a mom I'll say that your son's sperm tastes so good because of the shared DNA'

As a mom I'll say that your son's sperm tastes so good because of the shared DNA

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