what I say you must obey ok?

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Your Mom and I were waiying for you in the Car'

Your Mom and I were waiying for you in the Car

Girl Brain Off Switch'

Girl Brain Off Switch

Don't open that mouth unless it's for something useful'

Don't open that mouth unless it's for something useful

Me to my BF- “Ew no our roommate is gross I wouldn’t lay a finger on his dick!“ Also me with our roommate 60 seconds after my BF leaves the house everyday-'

Me to my BF- “Ew no our roommate is gross I wouldn’t lay a finger on his dick!“ Also me with our roommate 60 seconds after my BF leaves the house everyday-

My pronouns are he/him/his but my Mom calls me "Daddy"'

My pronouns are he/him/his but my Mom calls me "Daddy"

It’s just a phase right?!'

It’s just a phase right?!

Broken little toy for an instatiable, verile owner~♡'

Broken little toy for an instatiable, verile owner~♡

You shouldn't have told her about him'

You shouldn't have told her about him

you fell victim to your own magic crystals'

You fell victim to your own magic crystals

Trying to compete with the past'

Trying to compete with the past

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