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The first of many!'

The first of many!

Your wife used to be upset that you had to go away for work so often. That isn’t the case anymore.'

Your wife used to be upset that you had to go away for work so often. That isn’t the case anymore.

Dress in revealing clothes, make it easy to grope your tits and you'll get so many compliments. The more you get groped, the happier you will be! Try it out for yourself, and don't forget to push your chest forward into men's hands 😘'

Dress in revealing clothes, make it easy to grope your tits and you'll get so many compliments. The more you get groped, the happier you will be! Try it out for yourself, and don't forget to push your chest forward into men's hands 😘

It’s totally str8! You just like being helpful to hung buds like me! That’s why we are besties!'

It’s totally str8! You just like being helpful to hung buds like me! That’s why we are besties!

There's more for you than just being a cumdump. You can become a urinal too'

There's more for you than just being a cumdump. You can become a urinal too

Objectify yourself. Please the algorithm'

Objectify yourself. Please the algorithm

The only correct way to breed sluts.'

The only correct way to breed sluts.

Daddy's gonna wreck that pretty face until you're begging for mercy'

Daddy's gonna wreck that pretty face until you're begging for mercy

Humiliated'

I'm a good loser though'

I'm a good loser though

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