What a good man she married.

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Maybe there was no cleaning service at all?'

Maybe there was no cleaning service at all?

I have needs, you have holes… Did you really think I wouldn’t take it, sweetheart?'

I have needs, you have holes… Did you really think I wouldn’t take it, sweetheart?

This one might be true...'

This one might be true...

Your best friend and GF make each other's day after planning a project for you.'

Your best friend and GF make each other's day after planning a project for you.

All these GenZ sluts, in men’s DMs for a shred of approval. Begging for more, wanting to be the porn they grew up on.'

All these GenZ sluts, in men’s DMs for a shred of approval. Begging for more, wanting to be the porn they grew up on.

[M/S] A supportive son'

[M/S] A supportive son

Get ready Mom!!'

Get ready Mom!!

Would you ....?'

Would you ....?

Oopsie! Your bully didn't make her do shit, she wanted it bad!'

Oopsie! Your bully didn't make her do shit, she wanted it bad!

Ditching the Boyfriend for the Silver Fox Next Door'

Ditching the Boyfriend for the Silver Fox Next Door

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