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When you "forced" to do things'

When you "forced" to do things

True!'

This is the only type of respect whores like you need & deserve. Isn't it?'

This is the only type of respect whores like you need & deserve. Isn't it?

I don’t have a boyfriend but maybe I should do this after any of my classes'

I don’t have a boyfriend but maybe I should do this after any of my classes

The incredibly hot porn of /u/bugortheletter shows me how I’d like women to act around me: cockdrunk as soon as I enter their room, licking my ass with devotion, and having gorgeous fashion and interior design despite being a sloppy, corrupted deskpet. Do you use her as inspo?'

The incredibly hot porn of /u/bugortheletter shows me how I’d like women to act around me: cockdrunk as soon as I enter their room, licking my ass with devotion, and having gorgeous fashion and interior design despite being a sloppy, corrupted deskpet. Do you use her as inspo?

When the family from outside the Zone comes to visit their Ptolemaic relatives'

When the family from outside the Zone comes to visit their Ptolemaic relatives

You need silicone, not college.'

You need silicone, not college.

One sip and I can have whatever I want from you'

One sip and I can have whatever I want from you

Perfect unfair revenge 🐢 (no imagefap)'

Perfect unfair revenge 🐢 (no imagefap)

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