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That’s because I told them my wife was willing, but she wasn’t.'

That’s because I told them my wife was willing, but she wasn’t.

Heres to the new bride and groom, may her belly swell and create life'

Heres to the new bride and groom, may her belly swell and create life

All other forms of happiness shouldn't be prioritized'

All other forms of happiness shouldn't be prioritized

Pushing to do better'

Pushing to do better

Your naughty girl stumbled home wasted after prom begging for daddy's seed'

Your naughty girl stumbled home wasted after prom begging for daddy's seed

Bro don’t worry it’s still totally straight you’re just helping me but with your ass'

Bro don’t worry it’s still totally straight you’re just helping me but with your ass

Have a nice day at work, babe 😘'

Have a nice day at work, babe 😘

How all Asian guys lose their GFs at college'

How all Asian guys lose their GFs at college

That’s the life I want to live.'

That’s the life I want to live.

Thank god I'm not a feminist... My place is under a man cock'

Thank god I'm not a feminist... My place is under a man cock

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