We are str8 but you needed to pay me back somehow…so this is the best way! As it lets me blow off some steam and lets you save some money! A win win!

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It didn't take much to persuade me to go home with a random guy'

It didn't take much to persuade me to go home with a random guy

It's not your fault you're useless, you're just wired that way'

It's not your fault you're useless, you're just wired that way

Goon yourself dumb'

Goon yourself dumb

Doesn't This Feel So Much Better Than Arguing?'

Doesn't This Feel So Much Better Than Arguing?

Destiny'

Moms tan lines are the best'

Moms tan lines are the best

[B/S] I didn't even realized she was awake this whole time'

[B/S] I didn't even realized she was awake this whole time

Cum target'

Your Buddy Needs A Sissy (Part 1)'

Your Buddy Needs A Sissy (Part 1)

Nothing else awaits you in your future'

Nothing else awaits you in your future

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