We are str8 but you needed to pay me back somehow…so this is the best way! As it lets me blow off some steam and lets you save some money! A win win!

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Mom's Special Workout Routine for Stress Relief'

Mom's Special Workout Routine for Stress Relief

Only purpose'

It’s still totally str8 if I am proving a point…right???'

It’s still totally str8 if I am proving a point…right???

Daddy's Sneaky Finger Exam'

Daddy's Sneaky Finger Exam

I can't believe I almost didn't go on this sex vacation'

I can't believe I almost didn't go on this sex vacation

Remote location cuck'

Remote location cuck

Open wide and say, mmmmm!'

Open wide and say, mmmmm!

You're only meant to drain balls.'

You're only meant to drain balls.

An unironic question. I am seriously considering doing it.'

An unironic question. I am seriously considering doing it.

Your sopping cunt is convinced'

Your sopping cunt is convinced

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