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You're basically the perfect boyfriend, but...'

You're basically the perfect boyfriend, but...

It’s a stark contrast'

It’s a stark contrast

I can't stop thinking about her fucking other men...'

I can't stop thinking about her fucking other men...

What a great idea'

What a great idea

You and your friend had a fake fight where you lost to gauge your gf's reaction.. and she got horny watching you get beat up and fucked your friend'

You and your friend had a fake fight where you lost to gauge your gf's reaction.. and she got horny watching you get beat up and fucked your friend

My daughter thought she could get away with skipping class and forging my signature.'

My daughter thought she could get away with skipping class and forging my signature.

Saturday night'

Is this bad?'

Thats why i am here'

Thats why i am here

I've got a really hard decision to make'

I've got a really hard decision to make

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