Totally not gay if we're getting paid, right bro?

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Mike has invited Mandy to the family lunch next week so she can meet the rest of the family'

Mike has invited Mandy to the family lunch next week so she can meet the rest of the family

Replace all those thoughts of self-respect with thoughts of dick'

Replace all those thoughts of self-respect with thoughts of dick

Turns out, she loves pleasing me.'

Turns out, she loves pleasing me.

I never thought daddy would be interested in someone like me, but I was wrong'

I never thought daddy would be interested in someone like me, but I was wrong

Pirate' Life'

Can’t fight nature! It’s why men prefer younger women, we’ll feel the most fulfilled letting older men use our holes because that’s what nature intended'

Can’t fight nature! It’s why men prefer younger women, we’ll feel the most fulfilled letting older men use our holes because that’s what nature intended

Not a gay if we are dressed'

Not a gay if we are dressed

Selfish Keyholder'

Selfish Keyholder

We all know our stepsisters would be fucked if we had a time stop remote'

We all know our stepsisters would be fucked if we had a time stop remote

I'm checking the facts and it seems like your wife has a point. Looks like she isn't cheating after all!'

I'm checking the facts and it seems like your wife has a point. Looks like she isn't cheating after all!

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