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You do a better job than that bitch anyways.'

You do a better job than that bitch anyways.

As a straight man, I love this loophole'

As a straight man, I love this loophole

Always beneath'

You paid for an all-inclusive vacation for your wife and your nephew, and yet the fucking ingrate had the nerve to lock you in the hotel bathroom without your phone. You're sure your wife will come looking for you any minute now...'

You paid for an all-inclusive vacation for your wife and your nephew, and yet the fucking ingrate had the nerve to lock you in the hotel bathroom without your phone. You're sure your wife will come looking for you any minute now...

That little shit has no idea how lucky he is to even talk to my sweet little princess. Fuck their relationship! My daughter needs Daddy's thick cock inside her tight pussy, not some pathetic limp-dicked boy!'

That little shit has no idea how lucky he is to even talk to my sweet little princess. Fuck their relationship! My daughter needs Daddy's thick cock inside her tight pussy, not some pathetic limp-dicked boy!

I've needed my son's dick so much more than I realized'

I've needed my son's dick so much more than I realized

Don’t lie to yourself, fucktoy!'

Don’t lie to yourself, fucktoy!

Serve the patriarchy'

Serve the patriarchy

Casual night PART 2'

Casual night PART 2

Thank you, sir.. I guess..'

Thank you, sir.. I guess..

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