This is true. You're going to be broke...

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Broken Leg'

When you come home early to surprise the wife with flowers to find her screwing another random dude'

When you come home early to surprise the wife with flowers to find her screwing another random dude

Round after round of innocent fun'

Round after round of innocent fun

turns out one of you is not that straight'

Turns out one of you is not that straight

His real favorite sex! 🥰'

His real favorite sex! 🥰

U better when u broken say im a broken slut if u want this'

U better when u broken say im a broken slut if u want this

Designated sissy'

Designated sissy

I swear I am not gay, I just wanted to know what a rimjob felt like…that’s why I didn’t stop them!'

I swear I am not gay, I just wanted to know what a rimjob felt like…that’s why I didn’t stop them!

Being a pretty little fuckdoll makes your life so much easier! Let men do all the thinking for you.'

Being a pretty little fuckdoll makes your life so much easier! Let men do all the thinking for you.

Its finally time to give your little brain an ENDLESS stream of DOPAMINE 😵‍💫 Ride the EDGE with @alicedelish 🩷 STARE 🥵 PUMP 🥵 & EDGE 🔥'

Its finally time to give your little brain an ENDLESS stream of DOPAMINE 😵‍💫 Ride the EDGE with @alicedelish 🩷 STARE 🥵 PUMP 🥵 & EDGE 🔥

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