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Pretending to be a virgin nerd and getting to breed my classmates? Best gig ever!'

Pretending to be a virgin nerd and getting to breed my classmates? Best gig ever!

We just got a new neighbor this weekend and I heard he used to play for the NFL.'

We just got a new neighbor this weekend and I heard he used to play for the NFL.

Sometimes they really don't see the reasons'

Sometimes they really don't see the reasons

Dominatrix in Blue? Think Again, She's Begging for It!'

Dominatrix in Blue? Think Again, She's Begging for It!

Everybody has a dream, what is yours?'

Everybody has a dream, what is yours?

Did you say thanks after you were groped by a stranger?'

Did you say thanks after you were groped by a stranger?

Whenever my wife is driving me insane, I take our daughter up to the roof and slam my dick balls-deep down her throat to release tension!'

Whenever my wife is driving me insane, I take our daughter up to the roof and slam my dick balls-deep down her throat to release tension!

Stopped Random Gen Z Sluts In Public To Use'

Stopped Random Gen Z Sluts In Public To Use

“Don’t Worry, he never touched me”'

“Don’t Worry, he never touched me”

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