This is the barometer that reveals what kind of man you really are

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Well it's one time only'

Well it's one time only

She has very stiff competition for your manhood... Does that scare you?'

She has very stiff competition for your manhood... Does that scare you?

Mistaken For a Girl'

Mistaken For a Girl

Human rights aren't sexy. Brutal subjugation and permanent enslavement *are* sexy.'

Human rights aren't sexy. Brutal subjugation and permanent enslavement *are* sexy.

She said she was craving something bigger'

She said she was craving something bigger

It’s the romantic hotpast moments that get me the most.'

It’s the romantic hotpast moments that get me the most.

She 'accidentally' sent nudes to your friend'

She 'accidentally' sent nudes to your friend

Same sound different woman'

Same sound different woman

It's your true purpose in life.'

It's your true purpose in life.

Just how badly she needs daddy’s love'

Just how badly she needs daddy’s love

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