This is how you settle an argument with your cousin

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That's how fucktoys should be put back in their place when they're done emptying balls.'

That's how fucktoys should be put back in their place when they're done emptying balls.

This is what to do when you get cheated on'

This is what to do when you get cheated on

Don't let her go to a party without you'

Don't let her go to a party without you

Paying tuition to be a fleshlight 💸'

Paying tuition to be a fleshlight 💸

Why would she settle for a couple dollars raise when she can just have all your money instead?'

Why would she settle for a couple dollars raise when she can just have all your money instead?

More kids, more babysitters'

More kids, more babysitters

How's the cage'

I bet my husband would have wished he were here, but he doesn't even know what I do when he is at work'

I bet my husband would have wished he were here, but he doesn't even know what I do when he is at work

A good sister helps her brothers cum 😇'

A good sister helps her brothers cum 😇

Your wife got stranded with the captain on your honeymoon'

Your wife got stranded with the captain on your honeymoon

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