this is how my christmas evening went

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Big or small it doesn't matter, you are entertainment and you will expose yourself'

Big or small it doesn't matter, you are entertainment and you will expose yourself

U always got mommy as your backup baby'

U always got mommy as your backup baby

That’s needed'

That’s needed

Mom Needed To Do This With Me To Keep Her Sanity!'

Mom Needed To Do This With Me To Keep Her Sanity!

Tell me you're a feminist while my balls rest on your nose'

Tell me you're a feminist while my balls rest on your nose

They stopped searching for you, now there is no way back for you. This is your life now, being whatever I want you to be.'

They stopped searching for you, now there is no way back for you. This is your life now, being whatever I want you to be.

You belong to your roommate now'

You belong to your roommate now

my step son is always there to save the day'

My step son is always there to save the day

Filled To The Brim'

Filled To The Brim

You're happy you joined the get rich quick scheme'

You're happy you joined the get rich quick scheme

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