They're all liars!

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Right before she hangs up with you ♥️'

Right before she hangs up with you ♥️

The chores that pull the whole family together'

The chores that pull the whole family together

Objects don't think, they just obey'

Objects don't think, they just obey

I can't find her anywhere 😞'

I can't find her anywhere 😞

Every Hole's a Hot Pocket for Daddy's Thick Treat'

Every Hole's a Hot Pocket for Daddy's Thick Treat

Spitting Image of Shame'

Spitting Image of Shame

She thought tattoos made her as strong as any man'

She thought tattoos made her as strong as any man

The Uber driver'

The Uber driver

bro never thought about throating dick until i put on his girl’s holiday onesie…'

Bro never thought about throating dick until i put on his girl’s holiday onesie…

I never deleted the video my brother accidentally sent me of him jerking off'

I never deleted the video my brother accidentally sent me of him jerking off

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