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He’s just so much bigger than you are'

He’s just so much bigger than you are

It’s not gay, you are just helping me get through a tough break-up by showing me that even your ass is better than hers!'

It’s not gay, you are just helping me get through a tough break-up by showing me that even your ass is better than hers!

Good sluts don’t talk they moo!'

Good sluts don’t talk they moo!

It’s not gay, we are just doing this because we are broke! And of course, you need to be the girl with your ass and I was built to be the man with my cock! It’s a match made in porn heaven!'

It’s not gay, we are just doing this because we are broke! And of course, you need to be the girl with your ass and I was built to be the man with my cock! It’s a match made in porn heaven!

You need to make sure no one ever finds out about this'

You need to make sure no one ever finds out about this

An excuse to get under the sheets'

An excuse to get under the sheets

WAIT where's the condom?!'

WAIT where's the condom?!

He had to record'

He had to record

fuuck baby dont be angry but I don't know what got into me and I cheated again'

Fuuck baby dont be angry but I don't know what got into me and I cheated again

bullied kid's revenge'

Bullied kid's revenge

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