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She told when we were dating she had "high mileage holes" ⚠️'

She told when we were dating she had "high mileage holes" ⚠️

I get so many responses when I offer to jerk off my bud 😇🙈'

I get so many responses when I offer to jerk off my bud 😇🙈

There's nothing wrong with keeping a friend company, Right?'

There's nothing wrong with keeping a friend company, Right?

first date sissy'

First date sissy

I got the best dad ever'

I got the best dad ever

You’re only valuable when you’re under the desk'

You’re only valuable when you’re under the desk

She leaves your 3 half brothers with you while she "works"'

She leaves your 3 half brothers with you while she "works"

Daddy lessons: daughters love to be praised, you should always tell them when they are being good girls!'

Daddy lessons: daughters love to be praised, you should always tell them when they are being good girls!

If your father didn’t teach you that you are a fleshlight for men to use, then I will.'

If your father didn’t teach you that you are a fleshlight for men to use, then I will.

You get a message from your sister and you open it up to this. Wyd?'

You get a message from your sister and you open it up to this. Wyd?

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