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Busted Laughing as I Get Creamed While He Watches'

Busted Laughing as I Get Creamed While He Watches

The only degree you'll ever need is a degree in cockology'

The only degree you'll ever need is a degree in cockology

Prove you're not gay!'

Prove you're not gay!

For my dry skin my son's bullies gave be such a herbal and best facial'

For my dry skin my son's bullies gave be such a herbal and best facial

Make sure you accept drinks from strangers, so you end up like this dumb piece of meat.'

Make sure you accept drinks from strangers, so you end up like this dumb piece of meat.

Damn Right He Wrapped That Shit Up, Now Quit Trippin''

Damn Right He Wrapped That Shit Up, Now Quit Trippin'

Girlfriend Crisis Solved'

Girlfriend Crisis Solved

Wait till your family and friends see this'

Wait till your family and friends see this

Worthless slut'

That's how they work'

That's how they work

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