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Such a relief isn't it sissy?'

Such a relief isn't it sissy?

a date with her ass'

A date with her ass

Grow up, Sissy'

Daddys girl only!!'

Daddys girl only!!

Help a homie out'

Help a homie out

Turn off your brain and submit to me'

Turn off your brain and submit to me

Your girlfriend gets passed around like a bong at parties.'

Your girlfriend gets passed around like a bong at parties.

Resisting is ultimately futile'

Resisting is ultimately futile

"Me too"...'

Your one night stand might force breed you'

Your one night stand might force breed you

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