The Importance of Being Earnest ❤️

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Make sure you can’t breathe. Make sure you always go…'

Make sure you can’t breathe. Make sure you always go…

You didn't think she'd ever cheat on you. Then you get sent this by some random guy on snapchat.'

You didn't think she'd ever cheat on you. Then you get sent this by some random guy on snapchat.

I’ve heard rumours about her past job. How her colleague was a creep, and reported to HR. Il just never know the truth.'

I’ve heard rumours about her past job. How her colleague was a creep, and reported to HR. Il just never know the truth.

Any cock can turn you into a brainless cum slut.'

Any cock can turn you into a brainless cum slut.

Had been friends since we were kids, once i was married she wanted me'

Had been friends since we were kids, once i was married she wanted me

i can't help having genetics that make my ass fat asf bro 🙄'

I can't help having genetics that make my ass fat asf bro 🙄

Forget the feminist propaganda. Use your mouth for something useful like servicing cock. The first step for feminists to find happiness is to admit that they are worthless unless serving the patriarchy.'

Forget the feminist propaganda. Use your mouth for something useful like servicing cock. The first step for feminists to find happiness is to admit that they are worthless unless serving the patriarchy.

Your true calling.'

Your true calling.

If my brother doesn't keep his mouth shut, I'm gonna stop fucking him'

If my brother doesn't keep his mouth shut, I'm gonna stop fucking him

She got a point'

She got a point

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