The idea of my gf saying this to another guy hurts

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while you were out of town'

While you were out of town

He wrecked me in ways you can't even imagine!'

He wrecked me in ways you can't even imagine!

Ladies, stop listening to advice from other women on how to look good for a man. This is the most beautiful sight for any man to see.'

Ladies, stop listening to advice from other women on how to look good for a man. This is the most beautiful sight for any man to see.

Don't deprive yourself of good pussy just because your wife is lazy'

Don't deprive yourself of good pussy just because your wife is lazy

Be honest, do you even WANT sex anymore?'

Be honest, do you even WANT sex anymore?

Dad was always bitching about Mom's constant indecision, but he wouldn't step up and take charge. I did though.'

Dad was always bitching about Mom's constant indecision, but he wouldn't step up and take charge. I did though.

The best time!'

Watch and jerk loser'

Watch and jerk loser

Dominant Persuasion: She Learned Her Place'

Dominant Persuasion: She Learned Her Place

This is the only type of respect whores like you need & deserve. Isn't it?'

This is the only type of respect whores like you need & deserve. Isn't it?

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