the day I give up

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She loves to be invited to her brother's dorm parties'

She loves to be invited to her brother's dorm parties

Easy Self Facial with a little help from yoga instructor'

Easy Self Facial with a little help from yoga instructor

I suppose he’s kinda cute'

I suppose he’s kinda cute

Train to be a perfect toy for superior men...'

Train to be a perfect toy for superior men...

So u know how u said ur roommate wouldn’t be here when I came to get my stuff? Well he was…'

So u know how u said ur roommate wouldn’t be here when I came to get my stuff? Well he was…

Accidents happen bro, I'll be more careful next time... 🙄'

Accidents happen bro, I'll be more careful next time... 🙄

This is what happens when you brag about your gf to a bunch of hung guys at a party'

This is what happens when you brag about your gf to a bunch of hung guys at a party

And you’re not even present. It’s a cold world'

And you’re not even present. It’s a cold world

favorite prank, dress up like a girl & stay permanently limp'

Favorite prank, dress up like a girl & stay permanently limp

Your dad is so nice to me. He took me out for lunch yesterday.'

Your dad is so nice to me. He took me out for lunch yesterday.

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