The best part about your roommate having a gf is all the lingerie she leaves for me!

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at this point it would be rude not to pound bro out and leave him dripping…'

At this point it would be rude not to pound bro out and leave him dripping…

Fucking my sister with a fat ass…'

Fucking my sister with a fat ass…

A great evening'

A great evening

Not so much to ask , is it darlin'?'

Not so much to ask , is it darlin'?

I'm back from my date, and I've got breakfast for you [No ImageFap]'

I'm back from my date, and I've got breakfast for you [No ImageFap]

Mom's checklist'

Mom's checklist

I just know my bud would appreciate my company much more….that’s all! Still totally str8!'

I just know my bud would appreciate my company much more….that’s all! Still totally str8!

I'm thankful he's so giving'

I'm thankful he's so giving

A Cockslut’s Destiny'

A Cockslut’s Destiny

Results of the loyalty test'

Results of the loyalty test

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