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Women only need one job, and it's serving men'

Women only need one job, and it's serving men

Just take it...'

Just take it...

We aren't interested in your brain'

We aren't interested in your brain

You look over at your phone and were relieved to see your girlfriends number pop up until you started getting the texts and answered it.. 😭'

You look over at your phone and were relieved to see your girlfriends number pop up until you started getting the texts and answered it.. 😭

Girlfriend's bestfriend always had a thing for me'

Girlfriend's bestfriend always had a thing for me

i need someone to treat me like that'

I need someone to treat me like that

Don’t forget your place'

Don’t forget your place

Your boipussy...I mean ass tastes so fucking good bro.'

Your boipussy...I mean ass tastes so fucking good bro.

Your wife is making a point'

Your wife is making a point

Stupid masturbators can’t think for themselves. You need help, and men are here for it.'

Stupid masturbators can’t think for themselves. You need help, and men are here for it.

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