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No babe, I can't facetime you right now. I'm at the massage studio. Stop being so fucking jealous!'

No babe, I can't facetime you right now. I'm at the massage studio. Stop being so fucking jealous!

Today's language, Portuguese... Is gozo correct, or is it gozar sir?'

Today's language, Portuguese... Is gozo correct, or is it gozar sir?

Is your wife a cuckqueen?'

Is your wife a cuckqueen?

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Naughty Doc's Special Examination'

Naughty Doc's Special Examination

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Why shouldn't i share it around ?'

Why shouldn't i share it around ?

Love is fulfilling older men’s pervy fantasies. You are 18 now, this is your new purpose.'

Love is fulfilling older men’s pervy fantasies. You are 18 now, this is your new purpose.

Feminism lied to you, this is what you were made for'

Feminism lied to you, this is what you were made for

Are you going to behave, sweetheart?'

Are you going to behave, sweetheart?

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