That’s how she knew to stop looking

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Your gf clearly likes bigger cock'

Your gf clearly likes bigger cock

Your husband cheats on you with his college students... frequently'

Your husband cheats on you with his college students... frequently

It’s nice to be wanted'

It’s nice to be wanted

When you think you’re sharing the night with a friend, but your girl’s got other plans...'

When you think you’re sharing the night with a friend, but your girl’s got other plans...

That was always the plan!'

That was always the plan!

Revenge on the Boss'

Revenge on the Boss

I love to parade my mom like a queen in public, but behind closed doors, I remind her she’s just my filthy, used-up whore—begging for whatever I give her'

I love to parade my mom like a queen in public, but behind closed doors, I remind her she’s just my filthy, used-up whore—begging for whatever I give her

Results of the loyalty test'

Results of the loyalty test

Ugh look what you made me do'

Ugh look what you made me do

You were literally asking for it.'

You were literally asking for it.

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